Kyle informs his parents that Stan’s family is having the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner. During the dinner, the New Jersey housewife berates Stan’s mom and her friends calling them all garbage. Eventually, she calms down and explains that “it’s a Jersey thing.”
During a town meeting, Randy informs the town that everything east of the Rockies has been re-named New Jersey. If they don’t stop the Jerseyites from infiltrating South Park, South Park will be known as West Jersey.
During this meeting, Kyle’s mom, Sheila, informs everyone that she was born and raised in New Jersey. However, her Jersey attitude only comes out when she’s around other people that are from New Jersey.
Kyle is From New Jersey
Not only is Kyle’s mom from New Jersey, but Sheila informs Kyle that she was pregnant with him while she was living in New Jersey so technically Kyle is from New Jersey as well. Kyle can’t believe it and begins to dress himself uncontrollably like somebody from New Jersey.
Meanwhile, Randy tries to enlist the help of California and Japan, but they are uncooperative. He suggests they enlist the help of their biggest enemy, Al-Qaeda. Later, Randy and the rest of the town find a “Snooki” in the meat freezer at Sizzler. They are informed it’s from Jersey and very famous. When asked why it’s famous, nobody has an answer.
Later, Snooki begins raping all of the boys saying "Snooki wants smoosh, smoosh." Kyle begins to transform into his Jersey alter-ego and tells Snooki to leave the boys alone. Cartman thanks Kyle for helping him.
Al-Qaeda to the Rescue
The townspeople run out of ammunition to defend themselves from the Jerseyites. It appears that all hope is lost and South Park will soon be taken over. However, Randy sees planes and realizes it’s Al-Qaeda. They crash the planes into the ground killing the Jerseyites and saving South Park.
A ceremony is held in Osama Bin Laden’s honor. However, a Special Forces member rappels from the ceiling and shoots Osama saying “tango down.” Randy then yells out “We got him.”
This episode pushed a lot of buttons. Not only are people from New Jersey going to be upset, but they made jokes about 9/11 and Al-Qaeda being heroes. South Park continues to push the envelope. There are a few episodes of South Park that will make you say “Oh my gosh.” After seeing Al-Qaeda kill Jerseyites by dive bombing planes into the ground, this is one of those episodes.
- Original air date: Wednesday, October 13, 2010
- Season #14 Episode #9
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